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Old Sep 16, 2006, 03:00 AM // 03:00   #1741
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Shreds bacon's body and covers bar room with gore.
Bar's dirty!
Sips beer.
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Old Sep 16, 2006, 03:02 AM // 03:02   #1742
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what?? but...why would u do that to my clean bar? and why do people like to make the bar dirty once i cleaned it??

*gets out cleaning supplies*
*cleans frantically*

*laminates bar so it'll be easier to clean*

carefull! i laminated the floors, too
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Old Sep 16, 2006, 03:04 AM // 03:04   #1743
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*mutters under breath* nutter
*drinks beer*
is there a wammo in here?
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Old Sep 16, 2006, 03:04 AM // 03:04   #1744
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Eats lamination.
Sips beer.
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Old Sep 16, 2006, 03:05 AM // 03:05   #1745
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nutter? wtf is that?
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Old Sep 16, 2006, 03:06 AM // 03:06   #1746
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Whatever it is...
Eats it.
Sips beer.
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Old Sep 16, 2006, 03:07 AM // 03:07   #1747
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doom just ate himself. O_o

*drinks beer*
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Old Sep 16, 2006, 03:09 AM // 03:09   #1748
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Oops. Well, that was bound to happen eventually.
Respawns.
Teleports back to bar.
Reclaims beer.
Sips beer.
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Old Sep 16, 2006, 03:12 AM // 03:12   #1749
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lol
nutter.
*drinks beer*
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Old Sep 16, 2006, 03:13 AM // 03:13   #1750
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doomlord..u said that if someone kills u, u would just respawn in hell and come bak to earth??? right? or something like that??
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Old Sep 16, 2006, 03:15 AM // 03:15   #1751
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*kills doomlord*
*watches him go to heaven for eternity ... with the mormons*
*laughs*
*drinks beer*
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Old Sep 16, 2006, 03:15 AM // 03:15   #1752
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I just did. See above post.
Sips beer.

EDIT: I meant the respawning in hell. No way a demon-spider is getting into heaven.
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Old Sep 16, 2006, 03:16 AM // 03:16   #1753
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I wonder if someone kills Doomlord over and over again at his res point, he'll get pissed enough to zone back to the nearest town or outpost...

*Sips beer*

*Eats bar patron*
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Old Sep 16, 2006, 03:20 AM // 03:20   #1754
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what if we just block off all correlations between earth and hell?

then he wont be able to come bak.
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Old Sep 16, 2006, 03:22 AM // 03:22   #1755
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Too much work...

*Sips beer*

...Aren't I an elephant right now?

*Looks back at past post*
Yep
*Demands more peanuts*
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Old Sep 16, 2006, 03:23 AM // 03:23   #1756
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i've already asked a favour from satan, who's sick of being doom's abused and unappreciated personal bitch. so doom's off to heaven with the mormons. enjoy your stay.

*drinks beer*
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Old Sep 16, 2006, 03:27 AM // 03:27   #1757
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^ lol, "doom's abused and unappreciated personal bitch", classic...

*Sips beer*

*Demands peanuts*
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Old Sep 16, 2006, 03:28 AM // 03:28   #1758
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*throws a bagful of salted peanuts at paul*
eat up piggy.
*drinks beer*
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Old Sep 16, 2006, 03:31 AM // 03:31   #1759
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Actually I'm an eleph- eh, who cares?

*Eats peanuts*

All your peanuts are belong to me!

*Demands peanuts*
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Old Sep 16, 2006, 03:32 AM // 03:32   #1760
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*throws salted peanuts covered with pig grease at paul*
here ya go piggy.
*drinks beer*
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